Dad Jokes

Train Trust Issues

A suspicious cartoon train with a sneaky expression and shifty eyes on railroad tracks

Why should you never trust a train?

They have loco motives!

😂

Tee Time Humor

Did You Know?

A locomotive is the engine that pulls a train. The word comes from Latin "loco" (from a place) and "motivus" (causing motion). The first steam locomotive was built in 1804 by Richard Trevithick. Modern trains can travel over 300 mph!

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