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Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

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Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

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Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Traffic Light Dating

A cartoon traffic light character frantically trying to change colors while getting ready for a date

Why was the traffic light late for his date?

It took him too long to change!

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Crowd Pleaser

Did You Know?

The first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio in 1914! Traffic lights typically change every 60-90 seconds depending on traffic flow. The phrase "getting ready to change" works for both changing clothes for a date and changing light colors! Red means stop, yellow means caution, and green means go - a system used worldwide.