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Traffic Light Dating

A cartoon traffic light character frantically trying to change colors while getting ready for a date

Why was the traffic light late for his date?

It took him too long to change!

😂

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Did You Know?

The first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio in 1914! Traffic lights typically change every 60-90 seconds depending on traffic flow. The phrase "getting ready to change" works for both changing clothes for a date and changing light colors! Red means stop, yellow means caution, and green means go - a system used worldwide.

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