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Timepiece Early Retirement

A cartoon clock with a tired expression packing up its office belongings while angry coworkers in the background look annoyed, with the clock's loud ticking sound waves visible around it

Why did the clock retire?

It ticked off too many people.

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Did You Know?

The phrase "ticked off" meaning annoyed or angry dates back to the 1960s, while clocks have been literally "ticking" for centuries! The constant ticking sound that helps us keep time can indeed be irritating in quiet environments - many people prefer silent digital clocks in bedrooms and offices for this very reason.