Puns

Time Off

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off!

😂

Date-Night Comedy

Did You Know?

The calendar we use today (the Gregorian calendar) was introduced in 1582 by Pope Gregory XIII as a modification of the Julian calendar to better align with the solar year!

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