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Thirsty Crocodile Drink

A cartoon crocodile drinking from a sports bottle with a smile

What do you give a thirsty crocodile?

Gater-aid!

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Did You Know?

Gatorade was named after the University of Florida Gators in 1965! "Gater" is slang for alligator/crocodile. Crocodiles can go months without eating but need regular water. They often wait in water with just their eyes and nostrils visible. Crocodiles have been around for over 200 million years, making them older than dinosaurs! The saltwater crocodile is the largest living reptile.