Puns

The Two-Legged Bovine

Cartoon illustration of a cheerful cow balancing on only two legs instead of four, standing in a green pasture with other normal cows in background, farmland with red barn and rolling hills in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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Did You Know?

"Lean beef" officially refers to beef with less than 10 grams of fat per serving. The USDA has specific labeling requirements - "lean" means less than 10g of fat, while "extra lean" means less than 5g of fat per 100 grams!

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