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The Bear With Missing Parts

Cartoon illustration of a friendly bear character with smooth sides of head where ears should be, looking content and unbothered, standing in a forest clearing with pine trees, flowers, and a sunny sky, other woodland creatures looking curious in background in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a bear with no ears?

B.

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Did You Know?

Bears have incredibly sensitive hearing and can detect sounds at much higher frequencies than humans. Their large, rounded ears can rotate independently to pinpoint the exact location of sounds from miles away!

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