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What’s the biggest lie in the entire universe?

β€œI have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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Instant Classic

Did You Know?

The joke works because nobody actually reads those endless Terms & Conditions before clicking "I agree" β€” we all just pretend we did! Studies show the average person would need 76 work days per year to read every privacy policy they encounter. In 2005, a company buried a clause offering $1,000 to anyone who read their terms β€” it took months before someone claimed it!

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