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Tearful Financial Situation

A humorous cartoon illustration of a sad person crying while opening an empty wallet, with an onion sitting next to the wallet on a table, both causing tears to stream down their face

My wallet is just like an onion because...

Every time I open it, I cry!

😂

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Did You Know?

Onions make you cry because when you cut them, they release sulfur compounds that mix with the moisture in your eyes to form sulfuric acid! Chilling onions before cutting, using a sharp knife, or cutting them under running water can help reduce the tears.

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