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Why did the swan stay out of the argument?

It didn't want to ruffle any feathers.

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Did You Know?

"Ruffle feathers" is an idiom meaning to upset or annoy someone — and swans literally have feathers that can get ruffled! Despite their elegant appearance, swans are actually quite aggressive and territorial birds. They've been known to attack people, other birds, and even boats that venture too close to their nests, making their reputation for staying peaceful pretty ironic.