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Summer's Melting Mystery

Cartoon illustration of a melting snowman reduced to a puddle of water with carrot nose, coal buttons, and stick arms lying beside it, hot summer sun blazing overhead, children playing in sprinklers in background, suburban yard setting in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle.

😂

Lightning Round

Did You Know?

The world's tallest snowman was actually a snow-woman named "Olympia" built in Maine in 2008, standing 122 feet tall! She required 13 million pounds of snow and took a month to complete with heavy machinery.

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