My fitness tracker buzzed to tell me to stand up.

So I sat down out of spite.

Did You Know?

The joke's funny because it flips the tracker's 'stand up' nudge into an act of stubborn defiance—sitting down out of spite instead of complying. Fun fact: studies show most people ignore over half of their fitness tracker's move reminders, and 'sitting disease' has become a real term for sedentary health risks doctors now track closely.