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Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Blizzard Party Guest

Blizzard Party Guest

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Why did everyone want the blizzard at their party? This wintry guest has a surprisingly popular reason, and the punchline is waiting on the page!

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Turtle Thunderstorm Calm

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Why did the turtle stay so calm during the thunderstorm? This Witty Wednesday one-liner has a clever shell of a reason. Click to see the punchline!

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Speed Demon Mom

A humorous cartoon illustration of a woman running backwards through a marathon course with incredible speed, while confused runners behind her wonder what she's chasing, with finish line and cheering crowds

Yo mama so fast...

She ran a marathon backwards just to see what everyone was chasing!

😂

Rapid Fire

Did You Know?

The world record marathon time is 2:01:09, set by Eliud Kipchoge in 2018! That's an average pace of just over 4 minutes and 38 seconds per mile, which most people can't even maintain for a single mile, let alone 26.2 miles!