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Snake Construction Career

A cartoon boa constrictor wearing a bright yellow hard hat and tool belt, coiled around construction equipment at a building site with cranes and blueprints, looking professional and ready to work

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor.

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Did You Know?

Boa constrictors can grow up to 14 feet long and are non-venomous snakes that kill their prey by squeezing! They're native to Central and South America. The pun works perfectly because "boa constrictor" sounds like "boa constructor" - and with their powerful squeezing ability, they'd probably be great at construction work!

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