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Why did the smartphone need glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

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Did You Know?

"Contacts" is a double meaning here — it's both the phone numbers stored on your device and the contact lenses people wear for vision. The first phone contact list, or "phonebook" app, appeared on early Nokia phones in the 1990s and changed how we remembered numbers forever.