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Slow Mama Parking

A cartoon person crossing a street so slowly a parking officer gives them a ticket

Yo mama's so slow...

When she crossed the street she got a parking ticket!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

Parking tickets are given to stationary vehicles, so crossing so slowly you get one is absurdly slow! The first parking meter was installed in 1935 in Oklahoma City. Modern cities issue millions of parking tickets annually. The average walking speed is 3-4 mph. Some cities have "jaywalking" tickets for pedestrians crossing unsafely. The most expensive parking ticket ever was $1 million in Switzerland!