I signed my skeleton up for a dating app.

His bio just says he's looking for someone to spend the rest of his afterlife with.

Did You Know?

The joke plays on "afterlife" — since the skeleton is already dead, his "rest of his life" is technically his afterlife! Dating apps have become incredibly popular, with over 300 million users worldwide. Interestingly, the human skeleton contains 206 bones in adulthood, but babies are born with around 270 bones that fuse together as they grow.