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Seven Ate Nine

A scared cartoon number six hiding from number seven who looks mischievous, with number nine nowhere to be found

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

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Did You Know?

This joke plays on the homophones "ate" and "eight." The number seven is considered lucky in many cultures, appearing in seven continents, seven colors of the rainbow, and seven notes in a musical scale. The number six, however, has nothing to fear in real life!

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