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Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally!

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Did You Know?

Studies show that burglars typically spend less than 10 minutes inside a home, and most break-ins occur between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. when houses are empty. Interestingly, about 30% of burglaries happen through unlocked doors or windows—no actual "breaking" required!