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Scissors' Career Advancement

Cartoon illustration of personified scissors in business suit receiving promotion certificate from boss, office setting with desk and motivational posters, corporate workplace in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the scissors get promoted?

They were a cut above the rest.

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Did You Know?

The phrase "a cut above the rest" means superior to others and has been used since the 1800s! Meanwhile, scissors were invented around 1500 BC in ancient Egypt, with the cross-blade design we recognize today perfected by the Romans around 100 AD.

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