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Scary Mama Voldemort

A cartoon scary mom with Voldemort looking frightened in the background covering his eyes

Yo mama so scary...

Even Voldemort won't say her name!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

In the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Voldemort is so feared that wizards call him "He Who Must Not Be Named" instead of speaking his name! The series has sold over 500 million copies worldwide and been translated into 80 languages. The name "Voldemort" comes from French words meaning "flight of death."

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