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Why did the scarf get picked for the team?

It always knew how to wrap things up.

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Did You Know?

"Wrap things up" plays on how a scarf literally wraps around your neck, while the phrase also means finishing a task well—making the scarf the perfect closer. Fun fact: scarves date back to ancient Rome, where soldiers wore them as sweat-wicking neck cloths called "sudariums."