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Yo mama is so tall...

She has to duck to avoid clipping passing satellites.

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Lightning Round

Did You Know?

She's literally tall enough to interfere with satellites in orbit! Most satellites orbit Earth at altitudes between 100 to 22,000 miles above the surface. The International Space Station orbits at about 250 miles up, traveling at roughly 17,500 mph. Low Earth orbit satellites have to be periodically boosted to avoid falling back to Earth due to atmospheric drag.