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Why did the ruler lose its job?

It couldn't measure up to expectations.

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Did You Know?

"Measure up" is a double meaning here — it literally means taking measurements, but also means meeting expectations. Rulers have been used since ancient Egypt around 3000 BCE, originally made from ivory or wood to standardize construction and trade.