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A cartoon house roof with a smiling face offering something free

Want to hear a roof joke?

The first one's on the house!

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Did You Know?

"On the house" means free of charge, while the roof is literally on top of the house! The phrase originated in bars where owners would occasionally offer free drinks. Roofs protect buildings from weather and can last 20-50 years depending on materials. The oldest known roofing material is thatch, used for thousands of years. Modern roofing includes asphalt shingles, metal, tile, and more!

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