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Why don't robots ever panic?

They have nerves of steel.

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Did You Know?

"Nerves of steel" means staying calm under pressure — and since robots are literally made of metal, they have actual steel nerves! Modern industrial robots can perform tasks with precision down to 0.1 millimeters, repeating the same motion thousands of times without getting nervous or fatigued. The first programmable robot, Unimate, was installed in a General Motors plant in 1961 and never panicked once during its career welding car parts.