Puns

Robber Shower Escape

A cartoon robber jumping into a shower with stolen goods while police chase

Why did the robber jump in the shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

😂

Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

"Clean getaway" means escaping without leaving evidence or being caught! The phrase combines getting clean (washing) with getting away (escaping). Modern showers were invented in the 1760s, though people have been bathing for thousands of years. The average shower uses about 2.5 gallons of water per minute!

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