One Liners

Red Paint Mystery

A cartoon person sniffing red and blue paint cans looking confused

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

😂

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Did You Know?

This anti-joke works because all paint smells similar regardless of color! Paint has been used by humans for over 40,000 years - cave paintings prove prehistoric art. Modern paint contains pigments for color, binders to hold it together, and solvents that evaporate as it dries. That distinctive paint smell comes from volatile organic compounds (VOCs). Low-VOC and no-VOC paints are now widely available and better for health!

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