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Rabbit Jewelry Choice

A cartoon rabbit wearing a gold necklace and holding a carrot

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

14 carrot gold!

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Did You Know?

Gold purity is measured in "karats" (14-karat, 18-karat, etc.), while "carrots" are the vegetable rabbits love! 14-karat gold is 58.3% pure gold mixed with other metals. Rabbits can eat up to 2 carrots per day, though they actually prefer leafy greens. The myth that rabbits love carrots comes from Bugs Bunny, who was imitating Clark Gable eating a carrot in a 1934 film!

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