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Why did the cat get sent to the principal’s office?

He had a bad catitude.

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Did You Know?

"Catitude" is a playful blend of "cat" and "attitude" — because the cat had a bad attitude at school! Cats actually have distinct personalities that can range from aloof to affectionate. Interestingly, feline behavior experts have identified five main personality types in cats: skittish, outgoing, dominant, spontaneous, and friendly.