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Prehistoric Bathroom Silence

A humorous cartoon illustration of a pterodactyl with a finger to its lips making a shushing gesture, with a bathroom door in the background and a large letter P with a line through it floating nearby

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The "P" is silent!

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Did You Know?

Pterodactyls weren't actually dinosaurs - they were flying reptiles called pterosaurs! The "p" in pterodactyl is indeed silent, coming from the Greek word "pteron" meaning wing. These creatures had wingspans ranging from 18 inches to over 30 feet!

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