Dad Jokes

Prehistoric Applause Problem

A humorous cartoon illustration of dinosaur fossils and skeletons in a museum with their tiny arms unable to reach together for clapping, while modern visitors clap normally in the background

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're extinct!

😂

Morning Chuckle

Did You Know?

Dinosaurs went extinct about 66 million years ago when a massive asteroid struck Earth! However, not all dinosaurs disappeared - modern birds are actually direct descendants of theropod dinosaurs, meaning technically dinosaurs are still with us today!

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