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Yo mama is so poor...

She can't afford to pay attention!

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Did You Know?

The phrase "pay attention" is a clever double meaning — you can't literally pay for attention with money, but the joke treats it like an actual expense! This classic Yo Mama setup has been part of playground comedy for decades, with the "so poor" category being one of the most popular variations alongside "so fat" and "so old."