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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Streaming Service Indecision

Streaming Service Indecision

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Yo mama is so indecisive... even your favorite streaming platform has thrown in the towel. Click through for this Yo Mama Monday punchline!

Icicle Persistence Pun

Icicle Persistence Pun

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Why did the icicle never quit? This frosty character has a secret to its stick-to-it attitude, and the punchline is waiting for you on the page.

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Pirates Card Game

Cartoon pirates sitting on the deck of a ship with cards scattered around

Why can't you play cards with pirates?

Because they are always sitting on the deck!

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Did You Know?

A deck of cards and a ship's deck are perfect homonyms! A standard playing card deck has 52 cards. The deck of a ship is its floor or platform. Pirates in the Golden Age (1650-1730) actually did play card games during long voyages. The oldest known playing cards date back to 9th century China!