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What's a pirate's favorite exercise?

The plank.

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Did You Know?

"The plank" is both a core-strengthening exercise and the pirate punishment where prisoners walked a wooden board extending over the ocean! While planking (the exercise) has become incredibly popular for building abs, the historical practice of walking the plank is actually more Hollywood myth than reality — most pirates preferred quicker methods of dealing with captives.