Puns

Pirate Fitness Routine

Cartoon illustration of a muscular pirate with an eye patch doing plank exercises on a wooden ship deck, with other pirates cheering him on and treasure chests nearby

What's a pirate's favorite exercise?

The plank.

😂

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Did You Know?

Walking the plank was rarely used by real pirates - it was mostly a Hollywood invention! Most pirates preferred marooning their enemies on deserted islands.

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