PunsHumor

Recent Content

Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

Post

How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Llama Argument Restraint

Llama Argument Restraint

Post

Why did the llama refuse to argue? This woolly peacekeeper had a very good reason for keeping quiet, and the punchline is waiting for you on the page!

Trumpet Player Promotion

Trumpet Player Promotion

Post

Why did the trumpet player get promoted at the office? This Punday Sunday joke blasts in with some brassy wordplay you won't want to miss. Click for the answer!

See All Content
logo
  • About Us
  • Sign Up
  • Puns
  • Knock Knock
  • Dad Jokes
  • One Liners
  • Riddles
  • About Us
  • Sign Up
  • Puns
  • Knock Knock
  • Dad Jokes
  • One Liners
  • Riddles
  • ​
image_1

Why don't cows have money?

Because farmers milk them dry!

😂

Wordplay Winner

Did You Know?

"Milk them dry" means both literally milking a cow and draining someone of every last dollar. A dairy cow produces around 6 to 7 gallons of milk a day on average. Cows only give milk after having a calf, so farmers time births to keep production going.

Terms and ConditionsDo Not Sell or Share My Personal InformationPrivacy PolicyPrivacy NoticeAccessibility NoticeUnsubscribe
Copyright © 2026 Joke Of The Day