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Why don't pencils ever get stressed?

They know how to draw the line.

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"Draw the line" means setting a boundary or limit โ€” and pencils literally draw lines! The average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 45,000 words. The modern pencil as we know it was invented in 1795 by Nicolas-Jacques Contรฉ, who created a mixture of graphite and clay that's still used today.