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Why did the pencil get fired?

It couldn’t draw a good conclusion.

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Did You Know?

"Sketchy" plays double duty here — meaning both untrustworthy and literally related to sketching, which is exactly what a pencil does. Fun fact: the average pencil can draw a line about 35 miles long before running out of graphite!