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Peanut Street Walking

Two cartoon peanuts walking down a city street, one looking worried and the other concerned

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?

One was a salted!

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Did You Know?

Peanuts aren't actually nuts - they're legumes! They grow underground, unlike true nuts that grow on trees. Americans consume over 6 pounds of peanuts per person annually, and it takes about 540 peanuts to make a 12-ounce jar of peanut butter.

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