Puns

Nurse Red Pen

A cartoon nurse holding a red pen with a friendly smile in a hospital setting

Why did the nurse need a red pen?

In case she needed to draw blood!

😂

Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

Drawing blood (phlebotomy) is one of the most common medical procedures. A trained phlebotomist can draw blood in less than 5 minutes! The human body contains about 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood, and a typical blood draw only takes about one tablespoon.

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