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Nocturnal Solar Mystery

A humorous cartoon illustration of a person sitting up in bed at night looking confused, then having an aha moment as the sun rises through their window in the morning

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...

Then it dawned on me!

😂

Rapid Fire

Did You Know?

The sun doesn't actually "go" anywhere - Earth rotates on its axis, creating the illusion of sunrise and sunset! It takes approximately 8 minutes and 20 seconds for sunlight to travel the 93 million miles from the sun to Earth at the speed of light!

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