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Nap Time Resistance

Child crossing their arms while standing in bedroom

What do you call a child who refuses to nap?

Guilty of resisting a rest!

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Did You Know?

Toddlers fight naps because of a developmental phenomenon called FOMO (fear of missing out). Between ages 2-3, their brains are so stimulated by learning and play that sleep feels like punishment. Ironically, skipping naps actually makes kids crankier and less able to learn.