Puns

Museum Dinosaur Bones

A cartoon museum curator looking at price tags on old and new dinosaur bones

Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?

Because they can't afford new ones!

😂

Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

The joke implies dinosaurs still exist to have "new" bones! Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago after an asteroid impact. Dinosaur fossils form when bones are replaced by minerals over millions of years. The most complete T-Rex skeleton ever found sold for $31.8 million in 2020. Museums spend years excavating and preparing fossil displays!

Recent Content

Britain July Calendar

Britain July Calendar

Post

Britain's calendar includes all July dates! This geography pun dates itself with sequential wordplay. Click for the Independence Day truth!

Pirates Card Game

Pirates Card Game

Post

Pirates can't play cards for a nautical reason! This seafaring pun decks out perfect sitting wordplay. Click for the ship-board problem!

Lady Gaga Awakening

Lady Gaga Awakening

Post

Waking Lady Gaga requires her own song title! This pop music pun faces off with perfect celebrity wordplay. Click for the chart-topping method!

Rich Cloud Behavior

Rich Cloud Behavior

Post

Wealthy clouds have a generous meteorological habit! This weather pun precipitates perfect money wordplay. Click for the shower of wealth!

Mama Glass Wall

Mama Glass Wall

Post

Climbing a glass wall for a view shows impressive dedication! This yo mama pun transparently delivers see-through humor. Click for the clear logic!

See All Content
Terms and ConditionsDo Not Sell or Share My Personal InformationPrivacy PolicyPrivacy NoticeAccessibility NoticeUnsubscribe
Copyright © 2026 Joke Of The Day