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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Bakery Fire Business

Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

Tornado Dance Skills

Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Museum Dinosaur Bones

A cartoon museum curator looking at price tags on old and new dinosaur bones

Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?

Because they can't afford new ones!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

The joke implies dinosaurs still exist to have "new" bones! Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago after an asteroid impact. Dinosaur fossils form when bones are replaced by minerals over millions of years. The most complete T-Rex skeleton ever found sold for $31.8 million in 2020. Museums spend years excavating and preparing fossil displays!