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Museum Alarm Mama

A cartoon elderly woman walking out of a museum with alarms flashing

Yo mama so old...

She walked out of a museum and the alarm went off!

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Did You Know?

The joke suggests she's so old she's a museum artifact herself! The world's oldest museum is the Capitoline Museums in Rome, founded in 1471. Museums carefully control temperature, humidity, and light to preserve artifacts for future generations. The largest museum in the world is the Louvre in Paris, housing over 380,000 objects!