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Why did the mummy finally retire?

After 3,000 years, he was ready to wrap up his career.

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Did You Know?

"Unwrapping" plays double duty here — it's literally what happens to a mummy's bandages, and figuratively how we describe finishing up a long career. Ancient Egyptian mummification used up to 20 layers of linen and could take 70 days to complete, so this mummy's patience is truly legendary.