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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Bakery Fire Business

Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

Tornado Dance Skills

Tornado Dance Skills

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Mummy Anger Issues

A cartoon mummy looking frustrated and angry wrapped tightly in bandages

Why are mummies short-tempered?

Because they're all wound up!

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Did You Know?

"Wound up" means both being wrapped in bandages and being stressed or angry! Ancient Egyptians used hundreds of yards of linen to wrap mummies. The mummification process could take up to 70 days. The oldest known mummy is over 5,000 years old! Egyptians mummified not just humans but also cats, dogs, crocodiles, and even bulls!