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Mountain Fashion Sense

A humorous cartoon illustration of smiling mountain peaks with friendly faces wearing white snow caps like winter hats, set against a blue sky with clouds and pine trees at their base

Why don't mountains ever get cold?

They wear snow caps!

😂

Family Funny

Did You Know?

Snow caps on mountains form because temperature drops about 3.5°F for every 1,000 feet of elevation gained! This is why mountain peaks can have snow year-round even in warmer climates at lower altitudes.

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