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Moon Skips the Meal

Cartoon illustration of a personified full moon with satisfied face and hands on belly, sitting at a dinner table in space declining offered plate of food, Earth visible in starry background, constellations twinkling, dinner table floating in cosmos in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the moon skip dinner?

It was full.

😂

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Did You Know?

A full moon occurs when the Moon is on the opposite side of Earth from the Sun, making the entire face visible and fully illuminated. This happens approximately once every 29.5 days during the lunar cycle!

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