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Microsoft Office Thief

A cartoon detective hunting for a thief who stole Microsoft Office software

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you, you have my Word!

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Did You Know?

Microsoft Word is part of the Office suite! "You have my word" means a promise. Microsoft Office was first released in 1989 and has become the world's most popular productivity software. The Office suite includes Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and more. Over 1.2 billion people use Microsoft Office worldwide. The software has evolved from floppy disks to cloud-based Microsoft 365!

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