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Why donโ€™t melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Did You Know?

"Cantaloupe" sounds like "can't elope" โ€” so melons can't run off and get married! Cantaloupes are actually a type of muskmelon, and the name comes from Cantalupo, a former papal estate in Italy where they were first cultivated in Europe.